Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.

Speaking of Juno, it is just so well written and hilarious. I love the combo of so many colloquialisms and such refined vocabulary It is guaranteed to make me laugh every time, i thought I'd share some of my favourite scenes.

Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.

Juno MacGuff: I'm at suicide risk.

Leah: Juno?

Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?

Leah: Only the one in my pants...

Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.

Leah: What? Honest to blog?

Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.

Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?

Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.

Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...

Juno MacGuff: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.

Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?

Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.

Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!

Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?

Juno MacGuff: I don't know. It's not seasoned yet.

[grabs products]

Juno MacGuff: I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.

[shakes pregnancy tester]

Rollo: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

Juno MacGuff: Yea, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Like, you know what Bleek? I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you.

Paulie Bleeker: You're being really immature... You have no reason to be mad at me, I mean, you know, you broke MY heart. I should be royally ticked off at you. I should be really cheesed off, I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.

Juno MacGuff: What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to like marry you?

Paulie Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'

Juno MacGuff: You just take Katrina the douchepacker to prom. I'm sure you two will have like a real bitchin' time.

Paulie Bleeker: Well, I still have your underwear!

So well written. Diablo Cody was the writer (coolest name ever award would definately go to her even though it means devil!) and has a very interesting story. I love United States of Tara and would love to read more of her work!